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A Miami students' Christmas list
By Patrick Sullivan | December 3, 2022Don’t worry kids. I already know what you want for Christmas and I took care of asking Santa for you!
Don’t worry kids. I already know what you want for Christmas and I took care of asking Santa for you!
We held our annual newspaper Friendsgiving the Sunday before break, and it did not disappoint. But in the spirit of journalism, I thought I’d investigate… Who brought the best dish?
“Pokémon Scarlet” and “Violet,” the introduction to the ninth generation of the series, represent the first steps toward a very necessary shakeup. Unfortunately, they’re also an absolute technical nightmare.
Do you remember Ebenezer Scrooge from “A Christmas Carol?” Well if this story were to happen at Miami, here is how it would go.
Celebrity chef Carla Hall is as real in person as she is on the screen, and she proved that when she visited Miami University on Nov. 14 for the last Lecture Series talk of the fall 2022 semester.
“The Fabelmans” is incredible, but that’s not surprising for a Steven Spielberg film. What is surprising is that it could be a top-five Spielberg film of all time.
Weird Al, the whitest and nerdiest man in Hollywood, dares to be stupid in his newest film "Weird" which begins his saga of movies. It's better than a party in the CIA, and you'll feel like an amish in paradise. Fans will eat it up.
“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” reminded me why I started loving Marvel in the first place.
In collaboration with Miami Activities and Programming, student-run theater organization Stage Left struck gold November 10-12 with “The Percy Jackson Musical: The Lightning Thief.”
Thanksgiving meals can be incredibly boring. Holding a conversation with family members you didn’t even know you had is always incredibly difficult. But fortunately, I am here. These are the best topics to bring up at Thanksgiving dinner.
Arroz congrí is so much more than just beans and rice tossed in a pot and cooked. Try this recipe — journey to my childhood with me. You won’t regret it.
Consider adding the following songs to your Thanksgiving playlist.
The new collaborative album between Drake and 21 Savage very much feels like a Drake album that just happens to have a lot of features from 21 Savage rather than a true collaboration.
On Oct. 26, Rihanna announced that she would release her first single in six years. The long awaited single, which was released Oct. 28, comes in anticipation of “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever,” which was released on Nov. 11.
“Tár” is a complete triumph, a psychological epic that demands a lot from its audience but gives so much in return.
I’ve heard it a lot since I came to Miami University: “There’s really nothing to do in Oxford.” Is there really not anything to do, or are we just not looking in the right places?
This Headline Dump may be small, but it is mighty #ouhateweek
On Sept. 27, the Try Guys announced Ned Fulmer’s departure from the group after his cheating scandal.
We were born into consumer lifestyles, we ingest the advertising everyday in our media and we face the struggle of feeling the need to be ‘in style’ all the time. Don’t blame yourself, but don’t fall into the trap of fast fashion.
If you did not already know, our founding fathers had a time machine they used to help win the American Revolution. In the testing stages, they sent Thomas Jefferson back to the future to learn about the outcome of the war. Unfortunately, he landed in present day Oxford Ohio.