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What Do Guys Look For in a Girl?

Another age old question finally revealed! Daring Humor Editor sends a secret agent into the wild of Miami’s campus to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions.

Headline Dump

I hope you are ready for the last Headline Dump of the Semester because I am not :(

What Do Girls Look For in a Guy?

A daring journalist from The Miami Student sets out into “The most beautiful campus there ever was…” in order to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions…What Do Girls Look For in a Guy?

Stereotypical Brands of a Miami Student

Many of you are probably like me and wear some of these stereotypical brands wherever you may be on campus. Everyone loves a good pair of Lululemon leggings or GymShark shorts, right? If you will be offended by being called a stereotypical Miami student, don’t read this article. 

Pink Eye: An Origin Story

The origin story of Miami’s Pink Eye endemic remained mysterious until now. Pink Eye wreaked more havoc on Miami’s campus than COVID ever did and its story deserves to be told.