Breaking News: Elves are not the jolly creatures we thought them to be. This Christmas Headline Dump exposes them for what they really are.
Do you remember Ebenezer Scrooge from “A Christmas Carol?” Well if this story were to happen at Miami, here is how it would go.
You will not grow as a person by exposing yourself to the same people on a daily basis. Here's how you can change that.
Thanksgiving meals can be incredibly boring. Holding a conversation with family members you didn’t even know you had is always incredibly difficult. But fortunately, I am here. These are the best topics to bring up at Thanksgiving dinner.
This Headline Dump may be small, but it is mighty #ouhateweek
If you did not already know, our founding fathers had a time machine they used to help win the American Revolution. In the testing stages, they sent Thomas Jefferson back to the future to learn about the outcome of the war. Unfortunately, he landed in present day Oxford Ohio.
Prepare yourself for the spookiest headlines of the year
With the coming of Halloween only days away, it is only fitting that the scariest places on Miami’s campus are identified. You need to know the locations to avoid when the goblins and ghouls come out to play.
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The young core that carried Miami hockey last season still remains. Hopefully, with experience from last season, Miami University’s young guns will be able to get over that third-period hump and restore “The Brotherhood” back to its rightful place at the top.