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Confessions of a Floridian in Ohio

Here are all the questions you’ve always wanted to ask your gator-wrangling Floridian friend, answered by TMS’s resident Floridian — everything from alligators to Florida Man.


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HUMOR

What Do Guys Look For in a Girl?

Another age old question finally revealed! Daring Humor Editor sends a secret agent into the wild of Miami’s campus to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions.


HUMOR

What Do Girls Look For in a Guy?

A daring journalist from The Miami Student sets out into “The most beautiful campus there ever was…” in order to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions…What Do Girls Look For in a Guy?


HUMOR

Stereotypical Brands of a Miami Student

Many of you are probably like me and wear some of these stereotypical brands wherever you may be on campus. Everyone loves a good pair of Lululemon leggings or GymShark shorts, right? If you will be offended by being called a stereotypical Miami student, don’t read this article. 


HUMOR

Pink Eye: An Origin Story

The origin story of Miami’s Pink Eye endemic remained mysterious until now. Pink Eye wreaked more havoc on Miami’s campus than COVID ever did and its story deserves to be told. 


FOOD

Let them eat lemon bars

 Despite all of the unpleasantries that my tumultuous freshman year at Miami entailed (online classes, political strife, getting hand sanitizer in my eyes when I’d go to wipe away my tears), there was one thing that always made my day just a little better: the dining hall desserts.