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Holiday Dump

Breaking News: Elves are not the jolly creatures we thought them to be. This Christmas Headline Dump exposes them for what they really are.


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Calling All Brandons

Due to the popularization of the term, “Let’s Go Brandon,” Brandons worldwide have been feeling the impact of this phrase. Have you spoken to Brandon recently? If not, no need to fear. The Miami Student reporting team recently spoke to a few Brandons who had various feelings on the rise of  “Let's Go Brandon.” 


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Confessions of a Floridian in Ohio

Here are all the questions you’ve always wanted to ask your gator-wrangling Floridian friend, answered by TMS’s resident Floridian — everything from alligators to Florida Man.


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