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Dear Spring...

Spring sucks. Allergies. Sunburns. Fraternity Formals. This letter to Spring addresses some of the worst elements of Spring and how Spring needs to stop being a jerk.


Welcome to Miami’s April Fools’ prank army

Congratulations on being accepted into the Miami University’s Student April Fool’s Day Prank Army (MUSAFDPA). This year we’re looking for revenge on the Miami University Teacher’s Prank Militia (MUTPM) after suffering a crushing defeat. 


St. Patrick's Day as a Patrick

Imagine your wedding day, bachelor/bachelorette party, the birth of your first child, and winning the lottery all being on the same day. That is what it feels like to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as a guy named Patrick.