Please put your toes away. No one wants to see them. Literally no one.
With the year coming to an end, The Miami Student's editors reflect on their favorite stories from the year, in addition to the ones that were underappreciated.
The humor team put down their joke books and realized they might actually have to take finals seriously, so enjoy this headline dump.
Ever since Buzzfeed was created, you can find rankings of everything from Presidents to types of bread. We present to you our Miami bathroom rankings. With pictures!
Read The Miami Student Humor Staff's take on news from all over the country!
With tax season having come and passed, people wanted to know what notable members of the Miami community spent their tax returns on. We provided the answers.
Spring sucks. Allergies. Sunburns. Fraternity Formals. This letter to Spring addresses some of the worst elements of Spring and how Spring needs to stop being a jerk.
Squirrels in need of rescue, RoboDogs, and more news that the Humor Staff thinks you need to know about.
The Oklahoma Drill — America’s last true test of grit and strength. While this isn’t an exhaustive list, here are some matchups I would like to see.
Congratulations on being accepted into the Miami University’s Student April Fool’s Day Prank Army (MUSAFDPA). This year we’re looking for revenge on the Miami University Teacher’s Prank Militia (MUTPM) after suffering a crushing defeat.
Even if you are not celebrating Green Beer Day, these GBD Headlines will make you laugh.
Imagine your wedding day, bachelor/bachelorette party, the birth of your first child, and winning the lottery all being on the same day. That is what it feels like to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as a guy named Patrick.
The Miami Student already endorsed their candidates for ASG President and Vice President. However, they did not confer with the Humor Section. So we wrote our own endorsements.
Worried about balancing Green Beer Day and your next exam? Worry no longer with these helpful tips!
Many funny TMS writers contributed to this Headline Dump to make it one of the best ever.