Stand-up comedy at its finest
By Patrick Sullivan | November 20, 2023“Try stand up comedy, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!”
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“Try stand up comedy, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!”
Definitely real articles from around the globe during these summer months!
The humor team put down their joke books and realized they might actually have to take finals seriously, so enjoy this headline dump.
Even if you are not celebrating Green Beer Day, these GBD Headlines will make you laugh.
Imagine your wedding day, bachelor/bachelorette party, the birth of your first child, and winning the lottery all being on the same day. That is what it feels like to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as a guy named Patrick.
The Miami Student already endorsed their candidates for ASG President and Vice President. However, they did not confer with the Humor Section. So we wrote our own endorsements.
Many funny TMS writers contributed to this Headline Dump to make it one of the best ever.
Do you remember everyone’s favorite game: Bloons Tower Defense 4? With all these balloons floating overhead, now is your chance to play that game for real.
It’s that time again! First Headline Dump of 2023! If you are feeling lonely because it's Valentine’s Day or all your friends are rushing, read these and you will cheer up.
Worried about being lonely on Valentine's Day? Check out advice from our very own Luv Doctor to make sure you have a blast!