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"There's something big going on downstairs!" someone yelled in the middle of the party on Wooster Place.
Everyone wants something to love. Whether you want a cat, dog, hamster, pet rock -- you want a little friend to cuddle up with, to hang out with through the good times and the bad...someone to love you unconditionally.
Hundreds of people filed through a pair of metal detectors into Hall Auditorium last night, entering a venue peppered with about a dozen armed officers, in what University Lecture Series organizers described as one of the most secure events Hall has ever hosted.
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Here is what you should know before you swipe right on Athena Scalzi: she's a creative writing major, a Capricorn, left-handed, thicker "than a bowl of oatmeal" and a "bit of a nihilist," according to her Tinder profile.
Last April, my sister Tasha went to Kroger to get some groceries and came home with a kitten instead. She said a woman was standing outside the store with a box of kittens and by the time my sister got there only one was left. How could she not take him home?
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