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Student whose dad gave them a J.P. Morgan internship gets return offer after reports of ‘not doing anything all summer’
OPINION: Make It Miami kids would make me happy if they stopped judging me
12:01 a.m. – Miami University Marching Band kicks off the April Fools’ festivities by marching into King Library playing “Mo Bamba.”
With the onset of Miami University’s Associated Student Government president and vice president, The Miami Student Editorial staff endorsed candidates have won. However, the Humor Team would like to recognize the other potential candidates to this race as well (even though it’s over now). Here is a look at who each of our writers would like to see running ASG.
OPD set to place snipers on roofs of bars to pelt unsuspecting, drunk students with water balloons
March 17, also known as St. Patrick’s Day, is my Fourth of July.
Breaking News: the “Campus Climate” is a tornado
Everyone is talking about the crazy, UFO spy balloons and I am here to set the record straight.
Man earns nickname “The Rizzler” after getting 37 women to buy him drinks this weekend
So, you are expecting to be alone and miserable for another Valentine’s Day?
Check out the mouthwatering Thanksgiving feasts served up on our editorial staff's dining tables over the break.
Editor-in-Chief - a new humor editor
President Crawford dresses up as Santa at College Mentors for Kids Event, Asks Kids “How Are Classes?”
Dear Santa,
Hell is Real People Cancel Thanksgiving Claiming “ALL TURKEYS GO TO HELL”
Are you Miami University? Because I want to love and honor you.
Parents Find the Entire Cartel Hidden in Kid’s Halloween Candy
On Sunday, Sept. 25, six Miami University students were arrested for underage drinking, and if I had to guess, all six were freshmen. It seems the post-COVID college newbies have no understanding of how to avoid mommy and daddy getting a phone call from OPD their second month on campus. Since, clearly, you freshmen do not know how to stay out of the back of a cop car, I feel like I need to impart some of my wisdom.
Aramark Somehow Manages To Make Dining Halls Food Taste Worse Than Last Year
Post Malone Claims He Is “Better Now” After Being Discharged from the Hospital Due to Broken Ribs