Patrick’s final Headline Dump, the end of an era
Senior prank goes wrong, 5 TMS seniors charged with arson
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Senior prank goes wrong, 5 TMS seniors charged with arson
Humor editors break record long streak of not having a headline dump; no one notices
Have you ever wondered what other majors do?
Dear Diary,
Back in 2003, Starbucks introduced its first-ever pumpkin spice latte. While unknown at the time, this tasty twist would create the modern-day frenzy of ferociously feral and freakishly fanatical fangirls who post count-downs on their Instagram stories for the annual de-stemmed, sunset-colored, orange gourd coffee.
Are you a socially struggling first-year? Do you ever spend your Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday nights getting eight or more hours of sleep? Are you sometimes productive, or do you attend events put on by MAP or even your RA? Then boy have I got something for you.
This summer, The Miami Student conducted a very official survey to see what Miami’s incoming first-years were doing for summer jobs. Based on the responses provided that detailed the experiences of many incoming Miami students, I took a quick glance at the data and summarized the results below.
Student whose dad gave them a J.P. Morgan internship gets return offer after reports of ‘not doing anything all summer’
Love and honor ’em, or hate ’em, we all have to use the public bathrooms that Miami University’s wonderful campus has to offer. But which ones should you go to often, and which ones should you stay away from? We went across campus to find the best (and scariest) latrines.
As many of you probably know, Tuesday was tax day, the most wonderful day of the year.
Hello Soldier,
12:01 a.m. – Miami University Marching Band kicks off the April Fools’ festivities by marching into King Library playing “Mo Bamba.”
With the onset of Miami University’s Associated Student Government president and vice president, The Miami Student Editorial staff endorsed candidates have won. However, the Humor Team would like to recognize the other potential candidates to this race as well (even though it’s over now). Here is a look at who each of our writers would like to see running ASG.
OPD set to place snipers on roofs of bars to pelt unsuspecting, drunk students with water balloons
Breaking News: the “Campus Climate” is a tornado
Miami ROTC sent to Philadelphia to repair destruction caused by Super Bowl loss