My last article as humor editor
(03/14/25 12:00am)
This is my last story. I hope you enjoy it. BYE
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This is my last story. I hope you enjoy it. BYE
In the past three years as humor editor, I have had so much to be grateful for. I’m sad my time is nearing its end, but I want to end my tenure by spreading some gratitude to those who have made my time with The Miami Student what it is.
Growing up, I was a dinosaur kid. Others loved trains, cars, fire trucks or boats – but not me. I was a dinosaur kid. Recognizing this, my parents gifted me with the best gift a dino-loving-6-year-old could want: a ticket to “Dozin’ with the Dino’s” at Chicago’s Field Museum.
This article is facetious, and if you are bothered by this, I’m probably who you are writing about.
Might I be the first to say that J-term lasts way too long. Even though I go home and work, I find myself with way too much time on my hands. I love being home, seeing family and spending time at home but after a while I found myself longing for days in beautiful OxVegas, Ohio.
My wisdom teeth are being removed next week – the day before Thanksgiving. To some, wisdom teeth removal before a holiday celebration, all about eating, is criminal. I don’t like Thanksgiving, so I have the perfect excuse to rot in bed all day and watch the National Dog Show.
I was born at a very young age in the month of October. For over two decades, it has been my favorite month. The mix of celebrating my birthday and trick-or-treating always made October the most memorable month of each year. But this October has honestly been one of the most memorable.
Campus and Community – getting canceled
The leaves are changing, hoodies and flannels are out in full force and the pumpkin spice is flowing through Starbucks. It’s everyone’s favorite time of the year: fall in Oxford. Now that we have reached the end of summer, you may notice a few things happening on campus. Peculiar (some may even say spooky) things are happening all across campus. You know it's fall when…
Certain people at this school really grind my gears, so much so that they created new pet peeves for me that I didn't even know existed! I LOVE when people do THESE things! Prepare yourself for some serious passive aggressiveness.
For some people, spending their summer interning is the way to go. For others, traveling home and finding work provides the best experience. But for a select few psychopaths, like myself, we head to summer camp.
People watching rivals baseball games and storming buildings as one of America’s favorite pastimes. Everyone does it; from naked old people staring at me walking by in the rec locker room to little kids asking their parents why I cannot walk in a straight line Uptown. Without further adieu, here are the best places one can watch the people.
Student discovers the final is cumulative and breaks down in King
If there is one thing that I hate in this world, it’s rain. Even though I live by corn fields and I grew up hearing people say, “We needed that rain. Good for the crops,” I still hate it.
Man who looked at the eclipse without glasses claims he can see a new array of colors
My Great American road trip
We’re Miami students, of course we hate OU.
Senior prank goes wrong, 5 TMS seniors charged with arson
To my graduating TMS seniors,
Alas, my dear Zyn, what doth make thee so beautiful? Thine buzz giveth me the shivers …