HUMOR
Places I want to visit for spring break
By Patrick Sullivan | March 4, 2024Oh, the places you’ll go in my imaginary dream spring break destinations
Oh, the places you’ll go in my imaginary dream spring break destinations
The humor section ran out of ideas, so they broke the longest streak of not having a headline dump
Connor takes us through his fantastic experiences while in Europe
If I were to write a poem about Zyns, that is how it would start...
What you and your friends are ACTUALLY majoring in
You’ve heard of them. You’ve dreamt of them. And now you’ve seen them in a Super Bowl commercial. I give you the origin of the Dunkings.
Once again, I am alone on Valentine's Day. Here's how it went.
New Year, New You? If you already gave up on your New Year’s resolutions, here are some more ideas for the most ambitious Miami students to work on this semester.
Skiing is a cult and I’m willing to die on this hill
Connor Oviatt tries to persuade Santa as to why he should be removed from the naughty list
See what TMS editorial staff is wishing for this Christmas!
Being on Santa’s nice list every now and then really pays off.
Presidential Pardon? More like Presidential Imprisonment.
“Try stand up comedy, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!”
You've heard of certain things you can't do in November. In case you've already failed, here are some other challenges you can try
Unaccompanied guys getting lost in sorority dorms; Miami policy change to invest in more kid leashes.
I'm getting too old for this, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
Connor Oviatt writes about the ups and downs of his most memorable halloween
Who doesn't love themselves the sweet embrace of fall? Me, I got a few problems that I disguise in beautiful lyricism.
Please put your toes away. No one wants to see them. Literally no one.