The Miami Student Editorial Christmas List

Editor-in-Chief - a new humor editor

Managing Editor - writers to learn where to put, commas

Campus & Community - a hardcover AP Stylebook to bang their heads into

Design Team - that writers would not ask for article graphics three days before print

Entertainment - for Ticketmaster to get its shit together so they can get Taylor Swift tickets

Humor - more jokes and a new sense of humor

Sports - to be Ohio State

Opinion - more people to have opinions because they need more consistent writers

Food - for Bell Tower Dining Hall to reopen sooner rather than later :(

Style - for Miami boys to stop wearing flip flops to class

Video - the TikTok algorithm to put The Miami Student TikTok on your for you page

Social - wants Elon Musk to un-buy twitter