UPDATE: Miami University Eradicates COVID-19 everywhere except the classroom
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College Republicans and College Democrats Host First Ever Political Cage Match to the Death
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Leprosy Outbreak on Western Mistaken for Pink Eye
Man Uses Emotional Support Fish to Make Sushi
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Innocent Freshman Tries Snorting Coca-Cola During Fraternity Hazing
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