Humor Bi-Weekly Roundup
By Humor Staff | April 21, 2023Squirrels in need of rescue, RoboDogs, and more news that the Humor Staff thinks you need to know about.
Squirrels in need of rescue, RoboDogs, and more news that the Humor Staff thinks you need to know about.
The Oklahoma Drill — America’s last true test of grit and strength. While this isn’t an exhaustive list, here are some matchups I would like to see.
Congratulations on being accepted into the Miami University’s Student April Fool’s Day Prank Army (MUSAFDPA). This year we’re looking for revenge on the Miami University Teacher’s Prank Militia (MUTPM) after suffering a crushing defeat.
Even if you are not celebrating Green Beer Day, these GBD Headlines will make you laugh.
Imagine your wedding day, bachelor/bachelorette party, the birth of your first child, and winning the lottery all being on the same day. That is what it feels like to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as a guy named Patrick.
The Miami Student already endorsed their candidates for ASG President and Vice President. However, they did not confer with the Humor Section. So we wrote our own endorsements.
Worried about balancing Green Beer Day and your next exam? Worry no longer with these helpful tips!
Many funny TMS writers contributed to this Headline Dump to make it one of the best ever.
How does the outside world perceive Miami? Is Miami University in Florida? This very real survey asked Miami visitors some questions.
Everything we know about the balloon being shot down is a hoax and Brick Street is introducing new marketing strategies to attract new customers.
“Twas the night before bid day, and all through the night…”
Do you remember everyone’s favorite game: Bloons Tower Defense 4? With all these balloons floating overhead, now is your chance to play that game for real.
Have you ever thought about studying abroad during J-Term? You probably have because everyone who ever studies abroad in J-term posts multiple pictures of whatever European country they are visiting and they are incredibly keen on telling you about it. If you haven’t thought about it, read some of these testimonials and you’ll be abroad next January.
It’s that time again! First Headline Dump of 2023! If you are feeling lonely because it's Valentine’s Day or all your friends are rushing, read these and you will cheer up.
Worried about being lonely on Valentine's Day? Check out advice from our very own Luv Doctor to make sure you have a blast!
If The Miami Student Editorial Staff is on the nice list, this is what they’d want for Christmas.
Breaking News: Elves are not the jolly creatures we thought them to be. This Christmas Headline Dump exposes them for what they really are.
Don’t worry kids. I already know what you want for Christmas and I took care of asking Santa for you!
Do you remember Ebenezer Scrooge from “A Christmas Carol?” Well if this story were to happen at Miami, here is how it would go.
Thanksgiving meals can be incredibly boring. Holding a conversation with family members you didn’t even know you had is always incredibly difficult. But fortunately, I am here. These are the best topics to bring up at Thanksgiving dinner.