A guide to the humor writing process of Connor Oviatt, humor extraordinaire.
A Miami fantasy league is more possible than you think.
The most comprehensive guide of responses to allow you to honor the middle-aged man traditions while on campus
For some people, spending their summer interning is the way to go. For others, traveling home and finding work provides the best experience. But for a select few psychopaths, like myself, we head to summer camp.
Here's a headline dump to get you ready for the summer
Editor-at-large, Patrick Sullivan, returns for a mini headline dump
Every time it rains I'm reminded of why it is the worst thing ever
If you need some excuses for skipping class, look no further
In case you missed the Solar Eclipse, here is a synopsis of the once and a lifetime event.
Do you remember driving into Oxford on an incredibly crowded day, struggling to find a campus parking deck and taking your exhausted self into Armstrong to begin the greatest of days: Make it Miami.
My spring break was supposed to be relaxing...
I took a different approach to spring break: suffering.
Oh, the places you’ll go in my imaginary dream spring break destinations
The humor section ran out of ideas, so they broke the longest streak of not having a headline dump
Connor takes us through his fantastic experiences while in Europe
If I were to write a poem about Zyns, that is how it would start...
What you and your friends are ACTUALLY majoring in
You’ve heard of them. You’ve dreamt of them. And now you’ve seen them in a Super Bowl commercial. I give you the origin of the Dunkings.
Once again, I am alone on Valentine's Day. Here's how it went.