Connor Oviatt tries to persuade Santa as to why he should be removed from the naughty list
See what TMS editorial staff is wishing for this Christmas!
Being on Santa’s nice list every now and then really pays off.
Presidential Pardon? More like Presidential Imprisonment.
“Try stand up comedy, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!”
You've heard of certain things you can't do in November. In case you've already failed, here are some other challenges you can try
Unaccompanied guys getting lost in sorority dorms; Miami policy change to invest in more kid leashes.
I'm getting too old for this, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
Connor Oviatt writes about the ups and downs of his most memorable halloween
Who doesn't love themselves the sweet embrace of fall? Me, I got a few problems that I disguise in beautiful lyricism.
Please put your toes away. No one wants to see them. Literally no one.
Are you a socially struggling freshman? Do you ever spend your Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday nights getting 8+ hours of sleep? Are you sometimes productive or attend events put on by MAP or even your RA? Then boy have I got something for you. Introducing… Brick Street!
Definitely real articles from around the globe during these summer months!
Wondering how your summer job compares to those of your fellow students? Check out this totally accurate and not at all humorous survey to find out!
Worried about starting college? We put together a totally true and not at all humorous list to help guide you in the right direction.
There is no more effective way to communicate the feelings of Miami students as finals week approaches than taking a scroll down the ‘ole Yak.
With the year coming to an end, The Miami Student's editors reflect on their favorite stories from the year, in addition to the ones that were underappreciated.
The humor team put down their joke books and realized they might actually have to take finals seriously, so enjoy this headline dump.
Ever since Buzzfeed was created, you can find rankings of everything from Presidents to types of bread. We present to you our Miami bathroom rankings. With pictures!
Read The Miami Student Humor Staff's take on news from all over the country!