Here are all the questions you’ve always wanted to ask your gator-wrangling Floridian friend, answered by TMS’s resident Floridian — everything from alligators to Florida Man.
Fake News Headlines Are The Best Thing Since The Invention of the Pop-Tart
Breaking News: Humor Editor writes another funny “Headline Dump”, Surprises Nobody
After reading these descriptions, you would be a fool not to join a student organization.
There is nothing more masculine than watching grown men fight each other over an oddly shaped ball.
Is being called Sniffs a bad thing? Are you tired of Seeing Harry Styles and Taylor Swift on Instagram Stories? New Miami Tradition? Is this the best Headline Dump to date?
Are you tired of looking for love with no avail? Then do we have the help for you!
Daring Journalist, Teddy Johnson, takes a second attempt at figuring out, “What Do Girls Look For in A Guy?”
First Headline Dump of the Semester!
Do or Do Not...There is No Try
Another age old question finally revealed! Daring Humor Editor sends a secret agent into the wild of Miami’s campus to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions.
I hope you are ready for the last Headline Dump of the Semester because I am not :(
A daring journalist from The Miami Student sets out into “The most beautiful campus there ever was…” in order to find the answer to one of life’s most burning questions…What Do Girls Look For in a Guy?
Many of you are probably like me and wear some of these stereotypical brands wherever you may be on campus. Everyone loves a good pair of Lululemon leggings or GymShark shorts, right? If you will be offended by being called a stereotypical Miami student, don’t read this article.
Loyal consumer and Hot Pocket Activist, Harrison Crone proposes a solution to the love of his life, Nestlé, in order to fix the existential issue facing Hot Pockets everywhere.
Many students returning from spring break noticed the beloved Friendship Tree disappeared. In this article, writers from The Miami Student reveal the true story behind its disappearance and take to the streets to gather reactions from the Miami community.
The origin story of Miami’s Pink Eye endemic remained mysterious until now. Pink Eye wreaked more havoc on Miami’s campus than COVID ever did and its story deserves to be told.
Can you tell which headlines are factual?
If you are one of those losers who never saw “Cars” as a child, don’t bother reading this article.
Despite all of the unpleasantries that my tumultuous freshman year at Miami entailed (online classes, political strife, getting hand sanitizer in my eyes when I’d go to wipe away my tears), there was one thing that always made my day just a little better: the dining hall desserts.