On my 21st birthday, I got drunk and flirted with a DoorDash driver who then ran me over with his car.
From being run over by a bike to being accidentally drunk at a bridal shower, my life is a little crazy and more than a little comedic.
Perhaps the greatest benefit of being a younger sibling is having the opportunity to learn from your older siblings' mistakes, or more specifically, their ex-boyfriends' mistakes.
Sometimes, it takes being a suspect drug dealer your first week of college to make you give up vaping.
The old stand-by. The pee-can. God’s loophole. It goes by many names, but anyone who’s someone in Oxford has taken a fat piss in the men’s bathroom trash can in the Brick Street Bar & Grill TM. But this gray beauty is moving up in the world, leaving its home underneath the hand dryer and taking its rightful place among the stars.
“We pride ourselves with having the most up-to-date technology to make our students lives more contemporary,” said finance professor Connor Lance. “But also because it makes me feel cool, and as an adult that is a rare feeling.”
Well, if students thought the previous seniority based system was cutthroat wait until you’re getting your throat cut by a first-year with 15 AP credits.
This species is not known to be timid. Easter Bunnies are strong, confident and able to reproduce asexually.