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Humor: Headline dump for 9/18

Local frat boy posts Instagram picture despite weird, wet stain on shirt

Miami alumnus Paul Ryan 'shocked and disappointed' by university administration's push for diversity and inclusion

Miami student to print new four-ply newspaper for readers' comfort

BREAKING: Kid juuling in back of English 111 unprepared for today's exam

Junior architecture major hisses after seeing sunlight for first time in six months

New Italian professor exposed as just a pile of linguini in a sweater

Local hero lets woman finish movie before trying to grab her boob

'Addiction is a choice,' says local woman who needs three cups of coffee before leaving the house

Cornhole vs. Bags: We asked 7 unconscious freshman which name they prefer

Local man is 'an adventurer looking for someone to watch The Office with,' according to Bumble Bio

Girl who lived on your floor freshman year got her nipples pierced

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