HUMOR
Bringing life to your dead dorm
By Shannon Mahoney | September 5, 2025Bored in your dorm with nobody in it? Here's the fix to all of those dull moments!
Bored in your dorm with nobody in it? Here's the fix to all of those dull moments!
Here are some foolproof topics for you to build a lasting bond with your professors.
Michael has cooked up Hollywood's next blockbusters and is giving them permission to make these glorious pieces of art.
Asking the hard-hitting questions... what does AI find funny about Miami?
Get a sneak peak into the terrifying day in the life of Poli-Sci student Eliza Sullivan.
As the end of the semester nears, Shannon can't help but look forward to the luxuries of living at home.
A look at some of Miami's best short hand sayings.
The humor section's resident therapist gives his advice for student questions he has received.
A nice game of bingo to get you feeling right for the end of the semester.
Wondering what some of the best pranks on Miami's campus have been over the past three years? Well, here you go!
A new humor editor's ode to his mentor. Teddy, you will be (sorta) missed.
Michael ran out of ideas, so he wrote another headline dump.
Students are up in arms about the decision to get rid of Cook Field. However, Eliza is here to set the record straight about Miami's magnificent plan!
Every wondered the best ways to get out of jury duty? Well, Shannon's got you covered!
Read Teddy's emotional, heart wrenching last article as humor editor!
Are you a freshman or sophomore struggling to figure out what to do on Green Beer Day? Read about Connor's suggestions to make the most of the day!
Ever wonder what to do if you find a pot of gold? Well, Michael's got you covered!
Since President Crawford seems to be slapping his approval on every project the committee hands him, I thought I’d throw my hat into the ring.
Growing up, I was a dinosaur kid. Others loved trains, cars, fire trucks or boats – but not me. I was a dinosaur kid.
Let's have a little check-in and chat with everyone about some things we have to start, stop, and keep doing as Miami students.