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Editor's note:
By Editor | April 9, 2019On Tuesday, April 9, The Miami Student published a satirical article entitled "ASG condemns three student orgs to labor camp for funding requests."
On Tuesday, April 9, The Miami Student published a satirical article entitled "ASG condemns three student orgs to labor camp for funding requests."
What can only be described as one of the greatest phenomena of the natural world occurred last Thursday, as thousands of Jeeps gathered to roost outside of sorority girls' houses for the cold winter months.
Pools of milk lay still on the floor of Anderson Hall after Oxford firefighters had to put out yet another box of cheerios that was lit on fire in the downstairs study room.
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Gunshots and dog barks rang out last Thursday night, with hundreds of canines running in all directions after the Oxford Police Department broke up an illegal human fighting ring hosted by Miami University's community service club Paws for a Cause Miami in an effort to raise money for their new service dog park.
Senior Sophie Flack was "beyond frustrated," she said, when the men in her economics class group project contributed little to their presentation on Friday, Oct. 19. Fellow senior Brett Halliday, said Flack, was the worst offender.
SAN DIEGO -- SeaWorld made waves last week when the organization announced it would be releasing one of its show dolphins, Velma, from its performance team. Sources inside the park said Velma was fired from the team after visitors complained about the dolphin's resting bitch face.
Cheese, cheese and more cheese minor coming to the College of Arts and Sciences
Sophomore Lily Davidson was relieved to learn that the boy who had harassed her at The Woods over the weekend of Sept. 14 has a feminist laptop sticker, and therefore must be a friend to women everywhere.
A Miami student was delighted to see how "real" the women were in "Oppressione," a 1945 film set in Fascist Italy, after his film studies class screened the film on Monday. Malcolm Tedders, a sophomore political science and history double major, was excited to tell his classmates how much he enjoyed the female characters.
As the sun sets on the calm Oxford skyline, employees at Brick Street Bar and Grill pull down their pants to begin their new "pre-pee" service, designed to make their customers feel more comfortable.