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100 things to do before graduating

By Jordan Furbee
On April 29, 2010

For all the seniors looking to soak up their last Miami memories, here are the top 100 things to do before graduation next Saturday.

100. Have your last Clinton
99. Make a return to your first-year residence hall
98. Go out drinking with your professors
97. Pull one last all-nighter at King Library
96. Have sex in the children's library at King
95. Skinny dip in the Shriver Center fountain
94. Take a walk on Western campus
93. Get a Tuffy's toasted roll
92. Order a mind probe from Shadium
91. Enjoy a late night slice of Bruno's (sorry Will)
90. Get thrown out of a bar
89. Enjoy your last trashcan at Brick Street Bar (they're better than recycling bins)
88. Make one last trip to Wal-Mart
87. Order food from Steinkeller's
86. Get sushi at Tonic
85. Sake bombs at Sushi Nara
84. Get a bunch of your friends and walk uptown together, ala freshman year
83. Have sex in the Farmer School of Business
82. Go see a RedHawk baseball game
81. Play one last game of broomball
80. Work out at the Recreational Sports Center
79. Have a one-night stand with a freshman (they're basically sophomores now anyway)
78. Hook up at a frat house
77. Order your last Bagel and Deli
76. Make the police beat
75. Play chandeliers, quarters, etc. at a bar one last time
74. Ask the police if you can ride the Segways
73. Study by the pond on Western campus
72. Prank call President Hodge
71. Spend at least $20 at Bell Tower To Go
70. Order a white russian from Circle bar
69. Margarita night at Burrito Loco
68. Order pizza from Erikson
67. Throw the football, Frisbee, etc. in central quad
66. Chilly willies at Mac & Joe's
65. Rub the turtles' heads for good luck after college
64. Kiss a complete stranger under the Upham Arch
63. Drink the wall at Steinkeller's
62. Attend karaoke night at Brick Street
61. Attend trivia night at Stadium
60. Order your last coffee from King Café
59. Sit by "The Wall" at Shriver
58. Stop and listen to the bells play "Love and Honor"
57. See a movie at the Princess
56. Pick a fight with Swoop
55. Make a pit stop at King while on the way back with your freshman (see #79)
54. Get a Code One
53. Order the Nutella flavor at BTO Yogurt
52. Spend a night in Wilson Hall
51. Go see the infamous Oxford light
50. Get a VIP card from Will at Brick Street
49. Have sex on the Fiji balcony
48. Hook up with a Miami Student editor
47. Go see an After Dark movie at Shriver
46. Get a UDF milkshake
45. Go to the Oxford Diner at 3 a.m., it's open 24/7
44. Buy a North Face on daddy's credit card at Karisma
43. Hook up with an Oxford native
42. Repaint the Evan's Scholars rock
41. Get a beer tower at Skipper's
40. Cram for finals at Kofenya
39. Get your fraternity or sorority kicked off campus. You're not here next year, who cares?
38. Edward 40 hands
37. 18 holes, 18 beers at Hueston Woods
36. Sneak in the back door at CJ's
35. Break the Mongolian record at CJ's (it's at nine right now)
34. Steal a stein from Steinkeller's
33. Piano Man one last time
32. One last breakfast at Patterson's Café
31. Skip a final, stick it to the man
30. Break the gate at Heritage Commons
29. Pee on the turtles after you rub them for good luck
28. Skate at Goggin
27. Cut the pendulum ball inside of Culler
26. Break into Balcony for one last drink
25 .Get a tattoo at Vertigo
24. Use Wayne Staton as your lawyer (see #54)
23. Disrupt a Miami tour to prospective students
22. Get stir-fry at Scott
21. Smoke hookah in the middle of Dennison, McBride and Collins
20. Frisbee golf over on Western campus
19. Das Boot at Steinkeller's
18. Have sex in The Miami Student office
17. Wake up in your first-year residence hall (with your first-year residence hall roommate)
16. Feed the swans on Western campus
15. Martini Tuesday's at Three Trees
14. Late night hunger at BW3's
13. Have the professor you go drinking with pay for a round
12. Get hazed
11. Streak across Cook Field
10. Get tested for STD's at Student Health Services (got to make sure you're clean before you leave Oxford)
9. While you're there, stack up on the free condoms
8. Pizza Hut buffet
7. Dance on the stage at Brick
6. Buy an alumni license frame at DuBois
5. Have sex on Hodge's front lawn
4. Get a date to Talawanda's prom
3. Lunchboxes at Mac & Joes
2. Finally tell off the meter fairies
1. Step on the seal after graduation   

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