There are very few things that really make me mad. Well, that's a lie. I hate when people are grammatically incorrect, I don't like professors who insist on giving a test the Thursday before spring break and I can't stand Zach Braff. People, Garden State is not that great of a movie. All of you who like it just think it's a great movie because it seems artsy. The movie is terrible. Go watch Taxi Driver or even Pretty Woman if you must.
Another thing that really bothers me is the lack of attendance at Miami University's men's basketball games. Recently a colleague of mine at Miami University Television (MUTV) did a story outlining the poor showing at Millett Hall this year.
On average, only 300 of 16,000 students attend men's basketball games. Three hundred? There are more men that are claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby than those that cheer on the 'Hawks.
It isn't like you are going to see a horrible game either. These RedHawks have won the last four of five games and are killer at home. In the month of February alone, all you have missed is a complete thrashing of Ball State and two three-point victories, one capped off on a last second 3-pointer from Doug Penno. All in all, Miami is 11-2 at home. It is a mystery, though, because they might as well be playing on the road every night.
I know the Hawk Heads - those die-hard fans - exist and I do appreciate the job they are doing. However, the majority of Miami basketball supporters knew Phillip Shriver before our student center was named after him. I'm glad those fans are there, too. Unfortunately, their idea of high energy is that crazy Jack Paar fellow who hosted The Tonight Show. We need more students at the games.
These guys need our support at every home game. Sure, Tim Pollitz is not Wally Szczerbiak, neither is Nathan Peavy, but both big men are averaging more than 14 points per game and play lockdown defense. Michael Bramos is a super sophomore, getting 10 points a night and bringing leadership to a team already full of leaders, with Penno at the head of the list. Although he isn't in double figures in points, he has a knack for stepping up in big spots. That's what leaders do best. This is a team that basketball fans could very easily find a spot for in their sporting hearts. It's just a question of when, if ever, that will happen.
Head Coach Charlie Coles thinks the decline in attendance recently has to do with the Internet and cable television. With these two mediums, it becomes easy to get constant scores and updates about virtually any team that hits the hardwood.
Many students on Miami's campus are Ohio State fans, or back the powerhouses of Duke and North Carolina on Tobacco Road. There is very little concern with what is going on with the RedHawks because they supposedly do not factor into the national picture. I disagree.
Miami is right at .500 overall and are .666 in the MAC, just behind Kent State and Akron in the MAC East. That's fine. The regular season in the MAC is about as useful as a Mormon marriage counselor. It doesn't matter what your regular season record looks like in the MAC, the only thing that matters is if you can put it all together in the MAC Tournament.
Miami should know what I'm talking about, since it has won the MAC East the past two years but hasn't appeared on a NCAA Tournament bracket because of its shortcomings in the MAC Tournament. The MAC will have one team in the field of 65 this year, as it does almost every year. Miami's chance to win it all and go dancing is just as good as anyone's.
I'll make a deal with all of you. The next home game is Feb. 21 against the Akron Zips who sit alone at the top of the MAC East. This is a huge game, and I will be there. Come join me at 7:30 p.m. at Millett, bring your copy of DeMusings and I will only charge you $5 for my autograph, a steal, considering I usually charge $10. There's not that much to do on a Wednesday night anyways. Dollar drafts can wait and do you really want to watch According to Jim? Come on, the talented Jim Belushi died years ago. See you at Millett, bring your friends and watch a team that can definitely do some dancing in March.







