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Amusement has a new staff...sooo check it

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Published: Friday, February 20, 2009

Updated: Sunday, February 14, 2010

Liz Caskey: Editor

After facing much emotional abuse from Amusement's former editor, Liz finally decided it was time for a mutiny. After off-ing said editor, Liz decided to run this shizzz on her own. She hired a slew of random people to serve as her minions and thus far they have obeyed her every command. Unfortunately, the power, has gone straight to her head and she fears a revolt in the near future. However, until that horrific event occurs, Liz plans on running this office the way Hillary always dreamed ... minus the heinous pantsuits.

Bobby Goodwin: Assistant Editor

After spending the past two semesters running all over Oxford as Amusement's scene editor , Bobby was worn out. So, when Caskey promoted herself to head editor, he decided he wouldn't mind taking over her old job as assistant editor. Like his dad recently told him, Bobby quickly realized the benefits of a management position (less work, more money). Now, thanks to Kronos, his checking account is eager to be replenished. Davi Brown: Column Senior Staff Writer

Davi Brown is a 21-year-old native of the nasti with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid. In her free time she can be found strolling the shores of the Hueston Woods lake with her K9 companion, Todd, at least until he was kidnapped. Now that Todd's on his own adventure, Davi has more time to hone in on her true talents, such as kickin it, playing "Guitar Hero" and making people slightly uncomfortable. As a junior Marketing major Davi has come to the conclusion that marketing is more like nails on her chalk board than cheese in her mac. She looks forward to the talent call for Rock of Love 3 with Bret Michaels; she's in it for love but also needs to find out what's under that bandana of his.

Anna Turner: Scene Senior Staff Writer

Anna was born and raised in West Philadelphia, spending most of her days at the playground. While shooting some b-ball outside of the school, she would chill out, max, and relax, all cool. One fateful day, a few neighborhood rivals were up to no good-those troublemakers raised a mighty ruckus in her neighborhood. It resulted in Anna getting in one little fight and her mother, who had grown scared, sent her to California to live with her Auntie and Uncle-in Bel-Air, to be exact.

After days of begging and pleading, Anna gave in and decided to just kick it, putting her walkman on and grabbing her plane ticket.

Upon landing, a dude who looked like a cop had a sign bearing Anna's name, but she wasn't trying to get arrested yet, she just got there! Anna recalls that she sprang with the quickness like lightning and disappeared, before whistling for a cab with dice in the mirror and a license plate that said "fresh." The cab pulled up to the house at about 7:00 or 8:00, and Anna looked at her kingdom, she was finally there! Now she could sit on her throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

David Morgan: Film Senior Staff Writer

David Arrington Morgan (yes, it sounds like he is a pretentious snob… he completely is) is from the meth country of southwestern Virginia where he spent a lot of his free time consuming wine out of a box in his room alone and using his 45 to get in the occasional gang war with his father/uncle (same person). From there, he went on to create a lizard skin-based fashion line. Then, he was finally shot in the spinal cord in a climactic battle with a Red Hat Society gang and has since been confined to a wheelchair and must speak through a computer, which totally sucks, because now he resembles Steven Hawking's evil twin. Now, he is the Amusement film editor to fill the void in his life.

Erich Schrader: Music Senior Staff Writer

Erich Schrader has never met his real parents. Forced to fend for himself at an early age, Erich developed heightened senses and has become unusually skilled with both knunchucks and a bow staff. Growing up in inner city Detroit, he continued to further hone his abilities in combat. His skills did not go unnoticed for long; at age 16, he was hired by the Cuban government to serve as a bodyguard for Castro. This ended abruptly, however, when he was caught fornicating with El Presidente's wife-to-be, and he was exiled from the country soon thereafter. Since then, he has worked for the illustrious Andy and Terry of Skipper's Pub in uptown Oxford. He is a Libra, and he enjoys long, romantic walks on the beach. His favorite flavor of tea is Morning Thunder, because the caffeine gives him the energy to be all that he can be.

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